innerslytherin | CM Brothers in Arms

I knew from the moment they mentioned the food chain that the FBI would be next on the list.

This episode was more unsettling than many of them have been. I guess because to me, it's utterly appalling to think of committing violence against men and women who put their lives on the line every day to serve and protect.

I can't believe Morgan uttered that appallingly trite line to the son, though. Hello, back in season two he told Elle that he knew what it was like to lose a father at that age. She said, "Their father died a hero," and Morgan replied, "Yeah, but he was still dead", or something to that effect. And now he's spouting that back at the kid? I know a writer who didn't pay attention to their Morgan canon.

Also? Where were "Young Morgan" and "Morgan's Dad"? Hmm, can anyone say "There'd better be deleted scenes"? For that matter, I want deleted scenes anyway. This episode was good, but felt rushed. Seriously, when they're FINALLY delivering the profile with only 10 minutes left? And then you put a false lead AFTER that profile? Yeah. Rushed.

A couple of casting notes: It's nice to see Frank. I always liked Joe Regalbuto on Murphy Brown, and I'm always happy to see him show up other places. And Mark Pellegrino? Well, it's nice to see him playing a good guy instead of an annoying druggie ex-con ex-husband. But I do find it amusing that he went from one serial killer show to another.

Anyone see the look on Rossi's face after the unsub pulled his gun on Hotch? Rossi looked like he didn't want to lower his gun.

And okay, be honest: Who was expecting the Jack Ruby moment? Because I totally wasn't.

Tonight's wine was the 2006 Oliver Muscat Canelli. A nice light wine with tropical hints to it.

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She said, "Their father died a hero," and Morgan replied, "Yeah, but he was still dead", or something to that effect. And now he's spouting that back at the kid?

Yeah, no kissing. I was like, "Dude, could he have not come up with something better to say?!"

Anyone see the look on Rossi's face after the unsub pulled his gun on Hotch? Rossi looked like he didn't want to lower his gun.

ROWR! I KNOW!

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Rossi sez: YOU TRIED TO KILL MY HOTCH! RAR!

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Dave: I KEEL JOO! ...aw, craps, Morgan got in the way. Motherfucker. *grumps* Guess I just have to go home and fuck Hotch senseless as a punishment for targeting himself. Punishment. Yeah, that's what it is. >.>

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Spencer sez: Punishment, SURE. That's not what it is to me. Oh, and Morgan gets in the way a lot.

Morgan sez: HEY! That's the last time you get a blow job from me, pretty boy.

Rossi sez: ...YOU ARE GIVING MY SPENCER BLOWJOBS?

Hotch sez: YOU JUST CALLED ME YOURS! FICKLE SLUT!

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Kevin: *whimpers*

Morgan: wtf?

Spencer: Oh, c'mere, Kevin, baby.

Garcia: Uh uh, not unless I watch.

Rossi: *eyebrows waggle* Oh, I have to see this too...

ETA: I think we're due for writing orgy fic. >.>

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Morgan: ...I think everyone here is getting more than I am. This isn't fair.

Jordan: I could take care of--

Rossi/Hotch/Reid/Garcia: SHUT UP BITCH!

Jordan: *whimpers*

Prentiss: Oh, c'mere, baby. I'll make it better.

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Rossi: Oh, lesbians! Even better!

Hotch/Reid: HEY!

Jordan/Prentiss and Reid/Kevin/Hotch: *all start competing for Rossi's attention*

Morgan: DUDE, I am STILL not getting laid.

Reid: You get laid enough in canon!

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Rossi: *is total sex god*

Morgan: *is jelus*

Rossi: *waggles eyebrows at Morgan*

Morgan: *sighs* Oh DAMMIT. *pervs on Rossi too. just a little. maybe*

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Reid: Wait, hey, we need a spectator!

Rossi: You little minx.

Reid: ROWR I KNOW! C'mere Morgan, get in on the Hotch/me/Kevin love, I want to watch my lover please himself to it.

Garcia: OH ROWR!!!!!! *pops popcorn*

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Morgan: *stares at Reid and Garcia for a while* Um, no, I'm good with Dave here. *macks on Rossi*

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Reid: *whines* But he's MIIIIIIINE!

Hotch: Uh, no. I believe he's mine.

Reid: We could share.

Rossi: *IZ DA PIMP*

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Morgan sez: I'm stealin all y'all's Rossi. *grabs Dave and drags him off for kinkeh sex just to piss off the rest of the team*

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Hotch & Reid: askhgjkaslhgj *draws weapons*

Kevin: Er... the guy's an asshole, guys. Don't leave me here nekkid and alone.

Garcia: Oh, sugar, you break my heart.

Reid & Hotch: *chase Morgan and Rossi*

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Morgan: *eyes Dave* So. You helpin' me or them?

Rossi: Are you kidding? I can't wait to tell everyone I've had Derek Morgan. I'm with you.

Morgan/Rossi: *uses combined expertise to evade capture long enough for kinkeh sexing*

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If you insist on shipping Morgan/Rossi, I'm so done. *pouts*

Hotch & Reid: *POOOOUUUUTS*

Prentiss/Todd: *still TOTALLY going at it*

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Dude, I am so going to make you write Morgan/Rossi. YOU MADE ME WRITE KEVIN/SPENCER+GARCIA!!!!!!!

We will make this work.

Prentiss/Todd: *should totally get a room*

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We tried! I am so over it. Let other people write that horrid ship. ;)

Prentiss/Todd: *could totally make Severity write femslash*

Reid and Hotch: *tackle Morgan and STEALZ THUR DAVE BAK!!!ONEONE11*

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Dave sez: HEY! I WAS FINALLY GETTING SOME HAWT MORGAN LOVIN. FUCK OFF, ALL OF YOU.

Morgan: *groans in pain*

Prentiss/Todd: *are being pushed off cliff by Stephanie*

Rossi/Morgan is all hawt contest of wills. You will give in to the dark side. Search your feelings.

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Jenn: *vinidictively wants to stop writing all Rossi pairings with you and only write H/R until you relent on M/Rossi*

*also clings to hawt femslash*

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Explicit femslash grosses me out. I think because of the tendency of femslash writers to apply the word "juices" to female secretions. It's like "turkey basted in its own juices" or something. Ew.

And H/R could be Hotch/Rossi. *sticks out tongue*

Anyway, if we don't finish the novel before Christmas I will be pissed at us both, so no more fic for us. We need to post the 10 damn fics we have written already.

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so no more fic for us

So says the woman who just bunnied us for post BiA Hotch/Rossi. LOL

(and YOU don't have to write femslash, and it doesn't have to be explicit. I can't write girl parts, anyway. And what other word would you suggest? LOL)

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I don't know, maybe that's why I don't write femslash. ;)

I know, I know. *sigh*

Girl parts need better words. Because cock and come are good words. The female equivalents aren't as fun to say. *sigh*

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Prick is lovely too. Yes, the girl part words are, I think, what get me with fslash and het. :/ Clit and folds and juices are not as sexy as head, shaft, entrance.... mmmmm...