Enough already

[innerslytherin]

Dear LiveJournal,

Thank you for getting in touch with me again, but I'm really tired of the notifications about free snowflake cookies. I realize that I have a bunch and that everyone on my flist has a bunch. But at this point, I'm going to have to break out a snow shovel just to get to the real email in my inbox. It's getting annoying.

Love,

Snowbound in Indy


PS - Yes, I'm aware that I can turn the notification feature off. I did that last night. So why you're still emailing me I can only imagine is something to do with the notification failures this weekend.

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Dear Allergies,

I take Singulair every night to keep you at bay. I take Nasonex in the mornings to further hold you off. And today I've added Zyrtec and Benadryl on top of those to try to fight you away. Please to be admiting defeat and issuing forthwith your unconditional surrender.

No Love,

Little Red Running Nose

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Dear Weather,

You can stop snowing and blowing 60 mph and being cold outside any time now. Do Not Want.

No Love,

She Who Doesn't Want to be LITERALLY Snowbound in Indy

Comments

[dysfunkshunell1.livejournal.com]

=/ My notifications have been screwed up since the weekend. I woke up to 28 of them today, but none were virtual gifts. (I may have fixed that setting where I don't get any for those) I particularly like how all the comment/post notifications are timestamped today and happened days ago. FAIL

Allergies get an even bigger because I can't imagine having them in Winter. I only had asthma back then. FL is land of year round shit growing = year round allergies. But I'd have to think a frozen runny nose sucks much worse than sweaty one. =(

*cough* Because I love you, I won't talk about the weather and what the morons down here consider a cold front. >_