escape yourself and gravity

Stapler-Target coworker has just gone for her second smoke break of the day. The first was at 7:35, five minutes after clocking in. That one lasted fifteen minutes. Wonder if this break will be another fifteen.

I ought to sit at my desk and read the whole time she's on all her smoke breaks. And if someone asks why, I'll just tell them that I don't smoke, so I'm taking my addiction break.

*snort* Gee, I wonder why she never has time to get her work done...

If you hear that I've been thrown in jail for bludgeoning one of my coworkers with a stapler, don't be surprised. The urge to swear is rapidly being subsumed by the urge to commit violence.