Thank you Panera for the WIFI
Jul. 23rd, 2008 08:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
innerslytherinHowever, dear Panera employee who is currently sweeping my ANKLES,
IT IS NOT NINE O'CLOCK YET! I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU WANT TO GO HOME, YOU ARE STUCK HERE FOR FORTY MORE MINUTES! On top of that, there are three other computers here, and a chatty couple curled up together on the loveseat ten feet from me. NONE OF US ARE LEAVING.
Go away and sweep someone else's ankles.
Obviously my modem has not arrived, despite there being a "two business days" phrase bandied about. I am terribly sad that I haven't been able to play WoW or work on collaborative writing with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
severity_softly.
Oh, I take it back, the chatty couple, JUST AFTER I TYPED THAT, got up and walked away. Drat, now broomy girl will think she's been effective.
I wish I didn't utterly hate everything Panera sells. I can never find anything I want to eat here. I ordered a chocolate chip bagel and have been surprisingly unhungry, despite that I only ate a quarter of it. I have, however, consumed most of my large Dr. Pepper. Huzzah for Dr. Pepper. I love it so.
ETA: Holy crap, you guys, I just accidentally deleted this whole post because my mother's laptop has a FUNCTION key where the CONTROL key should be. Thank God I found CTRL and CTRL-Zed it, because your lives would be ruined if you didn't get to read this. No, I haven't taken any drugs, legal or otherwise, why are you looking at me like that? I'm just high on teh intarwebz.
IT IS NOT NINE O'CLOCK YET! I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU WANT TO GO HOME, YOU ARE STUCK HERE FOR FORTY MORE MINUTES! On top of that, there are three other computers here, and a chatty couple curled up together on the loveseat ten feet from me. NONE OF US ARE LEAVING.
Go away and sweep someone else's ankles.
Obviously my modem has not arrived, despite there being a "two business days" phrase bandied about. I am terribly sad that I haven't been able to play WoW or work on collaborative writing with
severity_softly.Oh, I take it back, the chatty couple, JUST AFTER I TYPED THAT, got up and walked away. Drat, now broomy girl will think she's been effective.
I wish I didn't utterly hate everything Panera sells. I can never find anything I want to eat here. I ordered a chocolate chip bagel and have been surprisingly unhungry, despite that I only ate a quarter of it. I have, however, consumed most of my large Dr. Pepper. Huzzah for Dr. Pepper. I love it so.
ETA: Holy crap, you guys, I just accidentally deleted this whole post because my mother's laptop has a FUNCTION key where the CONTROL key should be. Thank God I found CTRL and CTRL-Zed it, because your lives would be ruined if you didn't get to read this. No, I haven't taken any drugs, legal or otherwise, why are you looking at me like that? I'm just high on teh intarwebz.
