Voice Post correction

[innerslytherin]

I don't have access to LJ from work, but fortunately someone commented on my voice post and I got a look at the psycho auto-transcription. So now I am going to attempt to translate the auto-transcription and get across what I really said. Some of it even I don't understand.

Guys, I'm totally bummed out. I got home from work and I was like, "Man, I'm gonna go online and I'm gonna do stuff and gonna start my project with Jenn..." And our modem is out. It's not the internet. The modem doesn't even try to talk to the internet. So we have to call the internet service provider. It's gonna take two business days to get our modem. What am I gonna do? I don't have a book I want to read. I'm not playing Sims. I tried it. Made Morgan and Reid Sims. It didn't keep me occupied more than trying to make them look like them, and then once I'd made them, I was just like, Oh, I've done enough. I don't want to play any more. I'm very sulky. Tomorrow I'm going to steal my mom's laptop and go to like Panera or something, where I can sit for hours and be on the internet. But it would take driving half an hour to do that tonight and I just don't think I have that kind of energy. So I'm gonna go to sleep early, but I'm really bummed out. That's all. Bye.

Comments

[quasiadastra.livejournal.com]

Okay, I thought maybe it was my cold addled brain that couldn't make sense of the original translation. Obviously not. ;) It was kind of poetic in a weird, screwed up way.... XD

[innerslytherin]

LOL No, it was just total weirdness. But at least I got to be silky. *g*

[the_rainbow_jen]

Heh, considering last year when I did a voice post, it changed my username to Green Virgin, I understand :D

[innerslytherin]

Hey, Green Virgin could be a nice username. *snerk*

[the_rainbow_jen]

Yeah, only a friend created it as a username to taunt me! *headdesk*

[innerslytherin]

LOL That's awesome! :D

[lilychick.livejournal.com]

My favorite part of the auto-transcription was when you were "very silky". :-D

[innerslytherin]

I like being silky! I should try it more often. *G*

[chaoticprose.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry! Internet problems are the worst, especially when you've got things you really want to do. I'm glad you at least have an alternate plan for tomorrow. :)

I did have to go back and read the auto-transcription, though, and had to giggle. :)

[innerslytherin]

Yeah, and I'm seriously jonesing for a World of Warcraft fix, and since I've stolen my mother's laptop but forgot to take Dad's external hard drive, I don't have WoW with me at Panera. I suppose not many people go to Panera to play WoW, though....