Someone plz to b writin me this fic nao

[innerslytherin]

Was listening to my unofficial Criminal Minds soundtrack the other day, which includes "You Wanna Make a Memory" by Bon Jovi. That reminded me of how much I freaking LOVE Bon Jovi. So today I broke out Crossroads. Listening to Bon Jovi brought me to my favourite song, which is "Blaze of Glory". That, of course, reminded me of two favourite movies of my younger days, Young Guns and Young Guns II (I was a Christian Slater fangirl). Which made me think, DUDE. Billy the Kid would've been an AWESOME unsub.

I now want a cracky AU CM/Young Guns fic: Young genius Dr Spencer Reid and his former Buffalo Soldier amor Derek Morgan take on Billy the Kid and the Regulators.

Seriously, guys. This is the shit.