Your Friday night was nowhere near as amazing as mine.

[innerslytherin]

Today while I was emptying a trash can in the community recycling Dumpster, a spider tried to eat my face. I dropped the trash can.

IN the Dumpster. So there I am freaking out about this rodent-sized spider, AND I've lost my trash can. But I was wearing cowboy boots.

So I climbed halfway into that damn Dumpster, kicked the spider's ass, and got my trash can back. You think I'm kidding. But I'm not.