Dec. 7th, 2007
Dear movie theatre owners in Indiana,
I have no interest in a movie about killing God. And sadly, its antithesis Prince Caspian doesn't come out until May, so no fantasy blockbuster for me this Christmas. I do not care about Mr. Magorian, and the only good bee is one that is not near me. I am too much of a wimp for Steven King movies, and stupid movies about Santa's brother don't catch my fancy. I would, however, particularly like to see Starting Out in the Evening, so if you would please to be showing that now, even if I must dress up and go to the arts cinema at Keystone for it, I would be happy. And drink a cocktail while watching it.
Yours truly,
Someone who spends very little money on your industry and should therefore probably be ignored
In other news, if I did have the energy to go to a movie theatre, I would only be sniffling and coughing my way through the movie, so perhaps I don't deserve it, anyway.
I want a fireside and blanket and Remus to snuggle.
I have no interest in a movie about killing God. And sadly, its antithesis Prince Caspian doesn't come out until May, so no fantasy blockbuster for me this Christmas. I do not care about Mr. Magorian, and the only good bee is one that is not near me. I am too much of a wimp for Steven King movies, and stupid movies about Santa's brother don't catch my fancy. I would, however, particularly like to see Starting Out in the Evening, so if you would please to be showing that now, even if I must dress up and go to the arts cinema at Keystone for it, I would be happy. And drink a cocktail while watching it.
Yours truly,
Someone who spends very little money on your industry and should therefore probably be ignored
In other news, if I did have the energy to go to a movie theatre, I would only be sniffling and coughing my way through the movie, so perhaps I don't deserve it, anyway.
I want a fireside and blanket and Remus to snuggle.
Dear movie theatre owners in Indiana,
I have no interest in a movie about killing God. And sadly, its antithesis Prince Caspian doesn't come out until May, so no fantasy blockbuster for me this Christmas. I do not care about Mr. Magorian, and the only good bee is one that is not near me. I am too much of a wimp for Steven King movies, and stupid movies about Santa's brother don't catch my fancy. I would, however, particularly like to see Starting Out in the Evening, so if you would please to be showing that now, even if I must dress up and go to the arts cinema at Keystone for it, I would be happy. And drink a cocktail while watching it.
Yours truly,
Someone who spends very little money on your industry and should therefore probably be ignored
In other news, if I did have the energy to go to a movie theatre, I would only be sniffling and coughing my way through the movie, so perhaps I don't deserve it, anyway.
I want a fireside and blanket and Remus to snuggle.
I have no interest in a movie about killing God. And sadly, its antithesis Prince Caspian doesn't come out until May, so no fantasy blockbuster for me this Christmas. I do not care about Mr. Magorian, and the only good bee is one that is not near me. I am too much of a wimp for Steven King movies, and stupid movies about Santa's brother don't catch my fancy. I would, however, particularly like to see Starting Out in the Evening, so if you would please to be showing that now, even if I must dress up and go to the arts cinema at Keystone for it, I would be happy. And drink a cocktail while watching it.
Yours truly,
Someone who spends very little money on your industry and should therefore probably be ignored
In other news, if I did have the energy to go to a movie theatre, I would only be sniffling and coughing my way through the movie, so perhaps I don't deserve it, anyway.
I want a fireside and blanket and Remus to snuggle.