Drabble for Chelle

[innerslytherin]

"What exactly is the handbasket for?" Severus eyed it suspiciously.  Remus quirked an eyebrow and Apparated them both.  Severus groaned.  "Oh, Merlin, we are in hell."

"I thought it was romantic."

"You and your notions about romance."

"I suppose you'd rather I be dour and practical?"  Remus nibbled at Severus' ear.

"But the red-and-white checkered blanket?" Severus ignored the paper plates and flowered meadow.

Remus pulled out a bottle of Tequila Rose.  "I was thinking…strawberry margaritas and angel food cake."

"You're going to make me soft."

Remus' eyes flashed wickedly.  "Blast.  The idea was to make you hard."

Severus groaned.