Oh good

[innerslytherin]

I've been wondering what was causing all these earthquakes. I'm terribly sorry. I'll put more clothes on from now on.

Comments

[winky3018.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...wasn't that nice of him to figure out one of Earth's mysteries? *snorts*

[innerslytherin]

Clearly as women we should be more responsible with our power. Do you think if we all got naked and went to Iran, the earth would just shake there? *G*

[theras.livejournal.com]

I think we should write the DOD and propose this tactic. It would save the Pentagon a lot of money...

[innerslytherin]

Your icon pleases me.

And yes, I'd totally take money from the DOD to go to Iran and strip, as long as they would send some good-looking Marines along to keep me alive. *G*

Wow, I'm not sure that says anything good about me.....

[starshinedown.livejournal.com]

This whole idea is so very, very many kinds of win.

And I think, innerslytherin, that this says you have your priorities straight: 1) staying alive 2) eye candy.

[starshinedown.livejournal.com]

The nerve of you! Sheesh.

In other commentary, that story & video makes me sad.

[innerslytherin]

Obviously I'm too selfish. Must work on this.

I didn't watch video, but the story, yeah.

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

But... pants are evil!

Crap, decisions decisions

[innerslytherin]

Naked legs or houses falling on people. I'll leave the decision with your conscience.

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

I think you're underestimating my hatred of pants.

[innerslytherin]

Clearly I am, if you're willing to shake the earth's foundations in order to avoid them.

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

Girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Unless the Shah makes an exception for pj pants. If that's cool, then the Earth should be fine.

[innerslytherin]

As long as you stay bundled up in your room, where no one can see you (especially any males), I think the Shah might allow pj pants.

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, what about my roommate's boyfriend whose staying for the week? You think it'd be all right if he saw me?

[innerslytherin]

OMG I FEEL THE EARTH BEGINNING TO TREMOR AS WE TYPE!!!!!

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

*grabs Ben & Jerry's, a laptop, and a blanket and ducks for cover*

WE'RE SORRY!

[innerslytherin]

SOMEONE SHALL PAY!

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

Dear World,

We're sorry. Hold on tight!

Love,

Jujuberry136 and Roommate

[runriggers.livejournal.com]

That's just too funny!!!

[rimwalker.livejournal.com]

LADIES = WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

[theras.livejournal.com]

OMG, that's why the UN missed the WMDs in Iraq! They confused them for human beings! The shame of it!

[fabrisse.livejournal.com]

Now I'm humming Put the Blame on Mame...

When they had the earthquake in San Francisco
Back in nineteen-six
They said that Mother Nature
Was up to her old tricks
That's the story that went around
But here's the real low-down
Put the blame on Mame, boys
Put the blame on Mame
One night she started to shim and shake
That brought on the Frisco quake
So you can put the blame on Mame, boys
Put the blame on Mame

[innerslytherin]

*sigh* Men have been blaming us for earthquakes for centuries, then. I wonder if the Shah knows his idea isn't an original one...

[daylyn.livejournal.com]

Oh, that explains the earthquake I felt here in L.A. a week or so back (the epicenter was in Mexico). It was a warm day, thus Evil Women Were Scantily Clad leading to The End of the World. Um... or something like that.

So, are earthquakes kind of like magic fingers (that's what those vibraring beds are called, right?) for whole countries so they can enjoy watching promiscous women?

*headdesk*

[innerslytherin]

Dean Winchester approves of your theory and doesn't see the problem here. Magic Fingers are always a good thing.

*G*

[coffeecocktails.livejournal.com]

Class act, this guy. The BBC was running the story last night, and I refused to put it in our world news bulletin :-S