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innerslytherinSeriously, Mindhunters? WTF. How did you get such a good cast when you are such a bad, bad movie? Okay, for a suspense-thriller, not bad. For a movie purporting to be about FBI profilers? GODAWFUL.
However, it led to some amusing dialogue...
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innerslytherin: Oh dude, if you could have just seen me. I am at this point where Character A is leaning over dead body, and I'm thinking "OMG, A, WATCH YOUR BACK!" And then I lift my glass to take a drink. Just as Character B comes up behind A and grabs her. What do I do? Obviously, I jerk in surprise, spilling rum & Coke all down my front. BECAUSE HE DID EXACTLY WHAT I WAS EXPECTING!!?!?!?? WTF, Steph. WTF.
severity_softly: *rolls eyes* You're too cute.
innerslytherin: :P Cute. Also, wet.
severity_softly: And likely sticky.
innerslytherin: *G* A little bit, yeah. This is starting to sound dirty. *waggles eyebrows*
severity_softly: Rowr!
innerslytherin: You SO have to watch this. Because we need to write the BAU team eating popcorn, drinking beer, and watching this movie. A BAU version of MST3K. *headdesk*
Movie Character A: Do you think they'll let me make profiler now?
Prentiss: Um, hello? NO! Because you DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW WHO THE UNSUB WAS!
Morgan: But hey, she's pretty. Stupid, but pretty.
Reid: Yeah, we all know that's all you care about.
Morgan: Are you complaining, pretty boy?
Rossi: Shut up, I'm still traumatized over what they did to the instructor's character. I want to cry.
Hotch: You? The team leader was the first to go.
Also, in other news, the talenteddragonladyk has made a Reid/Rossi fanvid that kicks ass! Seriously, definitely watch that instead of Mindhunters. Your time will be much better spent.
However, it led to some amusing dialogue...
innerslytherin: Oh dude, if you could have just seen me. I am at this point where Character A is leaning over dead body, and I'm thinking "OMG, A, WATCH YOUR BACK!" And then I lift my glass to take a drink. Just as Character B comes up behind A and grabs her. What do I do? Obviously, I jerk in surprise, spilling rum & Coke all down my front. BECAUSE HE DID EXACTLY WHAT I WAS EXPECTING!!?!?!?? WTF, Steph. WTF.severity_softly: *rolls eyes* You're too cute.innerslytherin: :P Cute. Also, wet.severity_softly: And likely sticky.innerslytherin: *G* A little bit, yeah. This is starting to sound dirty. *waggles eyebrows*severity_softly: Rowr!innerslytherin: You SO have to watch this. Because we need to write the BAU team eating popcorn, drinking beer, and watching this movie. A BAU version of MST3K. *headdesk*Movie Character A: Do you think they'll let me make profiler now?
Prentiss: Um, hello? NO! Because you DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW WHO THE UNSUB WAS!
Morgan: But hey, she's pretty. Stupid, but pretty.
Reid: Yeah, we all know that's all you care about.
Morgan: Are you complaining, pretty boy?
Rossi: Shut up, I'm still traumatized over what they did to the instructor's character. I want to cry.
Hotch: You? The team leader was the first to go.
Also, in other news, the talented
dragonladyk has made a Reid/Rossi fanvid that kicks ass! Seriously, definitely watch that instead of Mindhunters. Your time will be much better spent.