And my obsessions once again lead me to painful moments in movie-watching...

[innerslytherin]

Seriously, Mindhunters? WTF. How did you get such a good cast when you are such a bad, bad movie? Okay, for a suspense-thriller, not bad. For a movie purporting to be about FBI profilers? GODAWFUL.

However, it led to some amusing dialogue...

innerslytherin: Oh dude, if you could have just seen me.  I am at this point where Character A is leaning over dead body, and I'm thinking "OMG, A, WATCH YOUR BACK!"  And then I lift my glass to take a drink.  Just as Character B comes up behind A and grabs her.  What do I do?  Obviously, I jerk in surprise, spilling rum & Coke all down my front.  BECAUSE HE DID EXACTLY WHAT I WAS EXPECTING!!?!?!?? WTF, Steph.  WTF.
severity_softly: *rolls eyes*  You're too cute.
innerslytherin: :P  Cute.  Also, wet.
severity_softly: And likely sticky.
innerslytherin: *G* A little bit, yeah. This is starting to sound dirty.  *waggles eyebrows*
severity_softly: Rowr!



innerslytherin: You SO have to watch this. Because we need to write the BAU team eating popcorn, drinking beer, and watching this movie. A BAU version of MST3K. *headdesk*

Movie Character A: Do you think they'll let me make profiler now?
Prentiss: Um, hello? NO! Because you DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW WHO THE UNSUB WAS!
Morgan: But hey, she's pretty. Stupid, but pretty.
Reid: Yeah, we all know that's all you care about.
Morgan: Are you complaining, pretty boy?
Rossi: Shut up, I'm still traumatized over what they did to the instructor's character. I want to cry.
Hotch: You? The team leader was the first to go.



Also, in other news, the talented dragonladyk has made a Reid/Rossi fanvid that kicks ass! Seriously, definitely watch that instead of Mindhunters. Your time will be much better spent.

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[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

AND THAT FANVID HAS ME WRITING ANGSTY R/R WITH COMPLETELY FUCKED UP REID OMG. *FLAIL*

*siiiiiigh* But 'tis an awesome vid, nonetheless.

[innerslytherin]

Dude. I cannot believe you're writing angsty R/R without me. *pouts*

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

I somehow didn't think you'd like the bunny. :( I mean, Reid is really messed up. I'm sort of going O.O at him myself.

But I would gladly write angsty anything with you! Maybe not M/R, atm, though. >.>

[innerslytherin]

I have ventured not ONE but TWO angsty plotbunnies and you have never bitten! You just called me sick! *G*

I'm voting for angsty Hotch/Rossi myself. You know the one I'm talking about.

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

I remember the one you're talking about, and YES YOU ARE SICK. At least my angst will end well. I hope. I dunno, I haven't plotted it out. *sigh*

Sicko

[innerslytherin]

YOU LOVE ME.

Good angst sometimes requires sad endings.

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Yes, but... But.... *weeeeeeeps* This is not the sort of fic I need to be writing at the moment... :(

[innerslytherin]

Well, true. But the beginning won't necessarily be sad! *snuggles*

*sigh* You're going to make me write this one alone, aren't you?

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

LOL NO! But I do know a certain SAC who's getting impatient to be jumped by Reid...

[innerslytherin]

*sigh* You owe me a Hotch/Reid icon for all the SAC/genius love you make me write. ^_~

[severity-softly.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, you know, considering "Miles to Go...", the H/R has no where near reached the M/R word count we've written. :P

But I do owe you one. All my good caps are on the mostly defunct laptop, though. :(