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innerslytherin) wrote2009-12-09 02:27 pm
innerslytherin) wrote2009-12-09 02:27 pm
Enough already
Dear LiveJournal,
Thank you for getting in touch with me again, but I'm really tired of the notifications about free snowflake cookies. I realize that I have a bunch and that everyone on my flist has a bunch. But at this point, I'm going to have to break out a snow shovel just to get to the real email in my inbox. It's getting annoying.
Love,
Snowbound in Indy
PS - Yes, I'm aware that I can turn the notification feature off. I did that last night. So why you're still emailing me I can only imagine is something to do with the notification failures this weekend.
Dear Allergies,
I take Singulair every night to keep you at bay. I take Nasonex in the mornings to further hold you off. And today I've added Zyrtec and Benadryl on top of those to try to fight you away. Please to be admiting defeat and issuing forthwith your unconditional surrender.
No Love,
Little Red Running Nose
Dear Weather,
You can stop snowing and blowing 60 mph and being cold outside any time now. Do Not Want.
No Love,
She Who Doesn't Want to be LITERALLY Snowbound in Indy
Thank you for getting in touch with me again, but I'm really tired of the notifications about free snowflake cookies. I realize that I have a bunch and that everyone on my flist has a bunch. But at this point, I'm going to have to break out a snow shovel just to get to the real email in my inbox. It's getting annoying.
Love,
Snowbound in Indy
PS - Yes, I'm aware that I can turn the notification feature off. I did that last night. So why you're still emailing me I can only imagine is something to do with the notification failures this weekend.
Dear Allergies,
I take Singulair every night to keep you at bay. I take Nasonex in the mornings to further hold you off. And today I've added Zyrtec and Benadryl on top of those to try to fight you away. Please to be admiting defeat and issuing forthwith your unconditional surrender.
No Love,
Little Red Running Nose
Dear Weather,
You can stop snowing and blowing 60 mph and being cold outside any time now. Do Not Want.
No Love,
She Who Doesn't Want to be LITERALLY Snowbound in Indy